tbdressfashion:

jeans short

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

huamachuco:

the parents really outdo the kids

ohmahgahd:

THIS WEBSITE.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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