sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes. His guy friends agree. So ladies, please don’t wait for the guy to make the move because apparently they are more terrified of us than we are of them.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.